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Sabbath

Notes From an Adventist at Church on Sunday

(aka: The Perks of Going to Church on Sunday / Why I Love Dropping In on the Sunday Crowd)Look, I know some Adventists get real nervous when one of...
Adventist Creators

Why I’m Grateful for the BarelyAdventist Community

Every Thanksgiving, we all pause to list the usual things we’re grateful for—family, health, pumpkin pie, the fact that haystacks are still a thing. But this year, I need...
Adventist Creators

Forget the Doctrinal Wars—A New Adventism Is Rising

The balance of power in Adventism is shifting. The old guard—the fighting generation, both liberal and conservative—is fading. Their influence is waning, and what remains isn’t perfection—it’s people committed to staying,...
Haystacks

Loma Linda Haystack Joint Awarded Three Michelin Stars

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In news that has absolutely shattered Adventist cuisine expectations, a small haystack restaurant on Anderson Street was awarded three Michelin...
Adventist Culture

Let’s Build a Joyful Adventist Community

There’s something sacred about moments like this—friends gathered close, laughter spilling into a room warmed by a fire, reminders that faith is also about...
Adventists Speak Up

Both Sides Are Exhausted

For about 15 years now, Adventism has been in an absolutely stunning marathon of internal squabbles. We’ve fought about ordination (all of it), theology...
Ellen White

Ellen White Weighs In on Haystacks and Fritos

I have been deeply impressed to consider the matter which, though trifling in the eyes of many, carries weight in the hearts of the...

Adventist Culture

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Ellen White and the Art of Adventist Mom Guilt

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Ellen White may have written the manual on ideal...

When Did “Present Truth” Become “Please Don’t Ask Questions”?

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The early Adventists were troublemakers — holy ones. They didn’t...

Little Adventist Confuses ‘Sunday Laws’ with Sunday Chores

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LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Eight-year-old Caleb Torres sent his...

Dear Sabbath, I Love You — But I Need a Nap (See You Sunday)

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Sabbath, we need to talk. You’re beautiful, holy, and full...

Adventist Food

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Why Do We Make Pastors Feel Like Losers Unless They Get “Promoted” to Conference Jobs?

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Here’s a truth many Adventists quietly acknowledge but rarely...

Can We Please Allow Ellen White to Be Human?

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Maybe it’s time to stop expecting Ellen White to...

I’ve Had it with the Infighting

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I’ve had it with the infighting. Honestly, if you scroll...

Members Ask: Is the Book of Life GDPR Compliant?

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SILVER SPRING, MD — Adventists around the world are...

Sabbath Observance

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Job Opening: Professional Dad Joke Dispenser

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BarelyAdventist is thrilled to announce an opening for the...

Adult Sabbath School Class Nearly Divides Over Piano Being Moved Two Inches to the Left

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SILVER SPRING, MD — According to trembling eyewitnesses, the...

Why Your Diet Dies at Every Sabbath Potluck

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Adventist potlucks were never designed for your personal wellness...

Why Are Adventists So Fascinated With Freemasons? Asking for a friend with a stack of Amazing Facts DVDs.

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If you’ve spent more than seven minutes in Adventist...

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